DEAR READERS: I’m off this week. To tide all of your hot and/or kinky and/or sore asses over, here’s a column I wrote 15 years ago. Some newer readers might’ve missed this column when it originally ...

I am an occasional reader of your paper when I have nothing left to read. This is due to your vile and vulgar content. But so far, nothing has offended me as much as your “gerbilling” article by Dan ...